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"Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen" (sportwagen) 08/13/2014 at 02:12 • Filed to: good night, addition, focus, st, fish, children

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PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:16

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Just made my night :D

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 02:17

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Why thank you! I should probably go to bed now, it's 1:15AM here lolol

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:20

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it's only 11:20 on my coast! :D

 V8 Rustler > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:20

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http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:21

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Don't worry, you'll only ever see the backside of an ST :P

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen >  V8 Rustler 08/13/2014 at 02:23

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OMFG LOLMARO

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/13/2014 at 02:23

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Um, sure, unless I pass it after it is pulled over :P

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 02:24

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO party hard!!!!!!!!!!!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:33

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also know as "WOOOOOOOOO sit at home and don't do anything stupid till I get the GLI on Saturday!!!!!!"

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 02:36

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Yes, and then copious amounts of hoonage are expected, m'kay?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:39

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You don't even know.. I found one sweet driving road with many "Do 20! sharp turn!" signs, which I ignored and blew through at 40-55mph

The Tunnel > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/13/2014 at 02:40

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I hope this was a nice joke.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 02:41

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just don't orlove, okay? After all, it is a volkswagen ;)

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:42

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I won't, I promise! I'm not my friend Dustin ($6,000 worth of damage done to his 2.5 5-speed SE when he hit a guardrail on a rainy night because speed)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > The Tunnel 08/13/2014 at 02:42

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50/50. They are easily as fast or faster than any car in their class but are still econo-boxes at heart. So if you are in another econobox or econobox based car, you're done. If you're in anything designed from step 1 to be fast, you're probably going to end up ahead of them.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:43

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Avoid the bright colors when you order one and that isn't an issue.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > The Tunnel 08/13/2014 at 02:43

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lol I couldn't think of a better comeback at the moment ;)

The Tunnel > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/13/2014 at 02:44

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thumbs up agree.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 02:45

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Wow I haven't hit anything, rain, snow, ice, or shine..... Just how?!?!?!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > The Tunnel 08/13/2014 at 02:47

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Thumbs up agree to the agree

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/13/2014 at 02:47

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hopefully ;) tbh my favorite would be one painted in race red (favorite ford color after gotta have it green)

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 02:55

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do you want the long version or short version of the story?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 03:01

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tbh i don't that much, not to seem rude, but I need to get to bed. Maybe the long one and I can read it in the morning?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 03:03

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Sure, i'll write it up so you can have a nice laugh tomorrow morning! and no prob, you're not being rude at all :D

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s >  V8 Rustler 08/13/2014 at 03:24

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Why does that not look bad?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 03:51

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So here's the long Version of the story:

One morning in Spanish class, my desk partner Dustin is looking pretty tired and beat up. I ask him what's going on, and he says he'll tell me at lunch. I find him at lunch, and he tells me the story.
So apparently, that afternoon, he took his mom's jetta to get to work, and work wasn't fun. He's a bagger at safeway, (grocery store) and he got yelled at by his boss for not being fast enough. After work he decided to go out for a drive with a buddy who has a nice 350Z. now even I know 350z>Jetta. So they spend some time driving around, and the 350Z guy says he can drift in the rain! So, they go to a secluded downhill road, and he does a drift, apparently. being the showoff that he is, Dustin tries to do the same thing... and slides in to the guardrail. this causes damage to many a piece on the right hand side of the car that are (but not limited to) door, mirror, fender, light, bumper, hood. So, the 350Z guy promptly takes off, leaving Dustin to limp the Jetta home. When he gets there, he wakes up his mom to tell her what he did, and she is PISSED. basically tells him he's paying for EVERYTHING he did, and now he's saving to fix the car, since their insurance is expensive, since mom had a fender bender in that car recently as well!

So that's the whole story! hope you liked it! :D

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 08/13/2014 at 10:28

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LOL now I know why teenage boys are looked down upon by insurance companies! Everything is a competition ;)

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 08/13/2014 at 13:55

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well, it is! except when my GLI is on the line, then I'm gonna drive nice and slow!